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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

niggayougay:

MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

apocalypse-meow-92:

THIS WAS MY WORST FEAR

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

starllex:

soulo-taught-me:

it takes a lot for me to unfollow someone

disgusting

Good looks for unfollowing, that guy is fucking stupid honestly.

pokemon: hurts itself in confusion

me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales

thesassylorax:

tentaclesandteacups:

kh0ality:

Baby Octopus!

THE NOISES I AM MAKING RIGHT NOW ARE JUST NOT GOOD.
I WANT A TEENY TENTACLED PAL 3:

UNLEASH THE KRAKKEN